NYT

My man is trying hard to win “The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest." Readers submit captions and vote on the winner. Each winner receives a print of the cartoon signed by the artist who drew it. He’s tried for months, but never won. It’s tough coming up with new ways to keep him encouraged: “Keep trying Honey! They don’t know squat about funny --- and you’re funny… trust me!” Poor guy. Some day I’ll tell him the truth: there’s not much mileage left in knock-knock jokes.