Greeting Cards

I should be a Hallmark card writer. Where do I apply, because those sappy notes can’t compare to my jolting sincerities and wordsmithery? For example, my best friend just broke her arm, and so I decided to lift her spirits by crafting and sending her a homemade greeting. It read, “Sarah: Sticks and stones, may break our bones, but slipping down a staircase and tripping on your dress, definitely hurts.”

I’d like to think she smiled.

Conan O'Brian at Colorado Mills

So Kris and I saw Conan O'Brian at the Colorado Mills Mall recently. You take a look and tell me this isn't him...

Come on! Spittin' image.